Happy Mothers day.God the father has a Mother side to/of him
I want to celebrate Mother's Day today and I just want to give a few thoughts about how wonderful mothers are and the things they taught us:
Our Mother taught us about religion: You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet.
Our Mother taught us about about time travelling: If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna knock you into the middle of next week.
Our mother taught us about logic because: I say so That's why.
Our mother taught us about foresight: Make sure you wear a eat clean underwear in case of an accident.
Our mother taught us about justice: One day you will have kids, and I hope they're going to turnout just like you.
Mothers, taught us about diary: Keep crying and I will give you something to cry about.
Our mother taught us about the weather: This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it.
Our mother taught us about a circle of life: I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. "WoW that's a mother, That's a Mother of a mother".
Our mother taught us how to behaviour: stop acting like your father.
Mothers taught us about envy. There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you.
Mothers, taught us anticipation: Just wait until we get home.
Mothers, taught us how to become adults: if you don't get your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
Mothers taught us about genetics: You act just like your father.
Mothers taught us about our roots: Shut the door behind, You weren't born in a barn.
Mothers taught us about wisdom: When you get my age, you will understand.
Oh Let's celebrate our wonderful Mother.